Miami Whelp!

Photo: Ben Margot, AP

by
Greek Giant

Clearly the Miami Satanists exist to torment the Giants and their fans. How else can one explain that game?

Shake it off Strickland. I believe in you.

Today is a new day and I refuse, absolutely refuse to dwell on the worst loss of the season so far.

Jose Urena (Urena?) pitches against Derek Holland in the House that Barry Built at 7:15 PM.